theif.

Lesson #1: Never eat the rest of a woman's chocolate. There will be consequences.
..I don't know what they are yet...but there will be.

Lesson #2: When a man asks "can I eat the rest of this chocolate?" never sarcastically reply, "I guess if you feel like you should." because he will take it literally and indeed eat the rest of your delicious chocolate filled with toffee bits.